chapter 11 - a girl named eli...

yesterday, i forgot to bring my handphone for like the 70th time. so, i did some muhasabah diri on myself..
this is my summary as a result of the muhasabah diri activity..the things that i'm xtremely into

- black
i want batman as my boyfriend becoz of the black outfit + mysterious personality. black handphone, black shirt, black baju kurung, black heels, hitam itu menawan. diana once said, "eli...u need to colour up your life". so i bought a dark chocolate shirt..n thanks to my mum for adding more colours in my life.

- a box called TV
if i can marry tv, all my problems are solved. my mum won't ask anything regarding "boyfriend" anymore.

- my bed
its a true love story, eli n her bed. usually, the 1st nite i spend without my bed will be a sleepless nite. but only the 1st nite la, since...

- sleep
i love sleeping more. sleeping from my sister's point of view is a sweet escape. totally 170% agree.

- readings
fav: story books n comics. other: so-so. the real ulat buku is in town. as long as there's huruf2 bertaburan, i'll read it..no wonder i have this rabun jauh since standard 4.

- sweets
the "keracunan gula" syndrome. symptoms: hyperactive, a bit mengong..all sweets included. priority, chocolate (blame it on abah), lolipop (chupachup choc vanilla..wahhh). why anak2 love my room? because, there's always sweets in there.

- beras
once, my cita2 is to be a tauke kilang beras (i did admit it in a small gathering with my juniors - 100+ person)..n all my friends thought i worked with bernas. but, alhamdullillah, as i get older, i realize that my teeth are not as strong as before.

- mandi
its either mandi? weee or mandi? what's that? confuse huhh? its ok..me also

- water
hydrophobic. no more to say

- tarik rambut
my mum always says,"botak nnt asik tarik rambut je" but...habit already, what to do

- the magic word: SALE
need to say more? if cannot shopping, window shopping also can la...

- lingerie
maria did ask before,"yang ko nak bli byk2, lain2 ni utk apa? bukannye org nmpak pun..." my answer was,"yg penting, kepuasan diri". n the sales gal said,"kita pkai hali2 punya, takpa loh" pandai sales gal tu...

- the word "elibaik"
eli mmg baik apa...

- spicy food
i can feel volcano in my stomach, sesema (sroot, sroot)..tp, kalo x pedas, x kick la...

- forgetfull + misplace
once, this was my biggest prob, so i invent a system for myself. that's why, my things n my life are so teratur (kot). a system that works since my 3rd month in boarding school. the first 3 month, hampas. now, even my mum terharu when she looked at how i organize my stuff in my closet.

- being mengarut..
is there's a cure for this?

- seafood.
lalalalalalala...resdung? apa tu?

- singing n dancing while driving
level: chronic. bulan puasa, fed hiway (PJ area), jammed thp max (buka dalam keta): eli: listening, sing and dance along paris hilton's nothing in this world.. until: "alamak, pakcik keta seblah ni tengok..aduu...awat dia sengih2..malu2..."
unfortunately, cannot run. jammed...buat muka steering..sy x salah...

- coffee
minum smpai hanged...nice... -the ultimate @ coffee bean-

- lets fight whiteheads n blackheads on our face
who wants me to picit their muka, juz give me a call...maria? nak? hehehehe...pipi x kaco, just dahi, kat area2 telinga tu...ok?

so...this is me...n the things that i'm extremely into...
lets us all be a better person..