Monday, May 25, 2009

chapter 10 - setelah...1 bulan 21 hari kemudian...



presenting......us...si bantal n si busuknya....


menanti sebuah jawaban....by padi

the other day, when hubby suddenly played this song he said...
"ni lagu awak..."
and i was like (with no sensitivity like always)
"nape? awak tunggu jawapan apa?"
smiling he said
"xde la..dulu la...masa awak xmo dindon"
stunned...i replied..
"menanti lagi ke?" *kissed on his forehead*

cess.....tetiba rindu hubby sendiri...tp...x salah kan...

padan muka kitorang...
sape suruh satu kat penang satu kat selangor...

patu nk komplen2...

Friday, May 22, 2009

chapter 9 - umat manusia di akhir zaman....finally

tell me...how are we suppose to trust anyone?

raped by family members
snatched
killed in own home

tell me....if home is not safe, where is safe?

malaysia kini? malaysia boleh?

sould we trust our pemimpin?
semua asik nk jatuhkan satu sama lain...

do they realize?

rakyat malaysia makin kejam....
rakyat malaysia bunuh org mcm bunuh nyamuk..
rakyat malaysia makin tertekan...
rakyat malaysia makin hilang fikiran.....
rakyat malaysia masih igt Tuhan?

apa yg pemimpin tunjuk kat kita?

gaduh...
dewan undangan dah jd macam tadika...
patut ke?
pastu satu malaysia tgk...

i'm not a politician myself....but i'm still malaysian...
and i'm sick...sick of all these rubbish....

ibu2, nenek2...jadi mangsa...snatched, killed, robbed...

children raped....raped? apa yg budak 2-5 tahun ada?
seksi ke budak2?

is humanity still exist?

and more...
who killed altantuya?
c4 bomb..bukan calang2 bomb...

letupkan org smpai hancur lepas tu......tgk je?
siapa altantuya? dia xde family?
dia patung?
dia apa?

orang....manusia.....

Monday, April 13, 2009

chapter 8 - Puan Suhaili....ergk....sounds "old"

kawen dah....abes dah pening kenduri....
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

chapter 7 - sayasukatido......

eeeee....lagi seminggu lebih....

n everything under control...
eventho org dok kata...hang ni...x macam org nk kawen.....
tp...everything under control....
setakat ni lah....

kenduri kawin je pun kan....nape nk stress2....
baik tolong mak gunting cili kering nk buat sambal goreng yg sedap....hmmmm...
atau bermain dengan alya...
atau tgk tv..mlm ni ugly betty n desperate housewives...
atau tidur...my sweet escape...

and i'm so used dgn rewang...
org kata, pengantin xyah tolong2 rewang nih...
tp..........nk rewang gak..potong bawang ke...blender cili ke....

facial? no
spa? nope
beauty regime? no....
diet? hehehehe.....me can diet meh? (lucky baju kawen buat time tgh gemuk...xyah susah2 saya nk diet)

xpe la...xyah la hipokrit...kawen je la dgn keadaan yg sedia ada ni....
xyah la nk comel2 sgt...sat g bila comot...tu yg kes laki carik lain tuh.....

tul x?

Friday, March 13, 2009

chapter 6 - ngantuk tahap gaban

1.Someone tells you they love you, you say...

iyee...keee?????

2.If you won a lot of money on the lottery, what would you buy first?

ishhhh....HARAMMMM

3.Do you miss anyone?

does katil counts??? k...la.....hmmm.....let...see...........*blank*

4.Who was driving the last time you were in a car?

me...myself...and i....

5. Do you love your bed?

should i say more???

6.Will this weekend be a good one?

attend wedding and more wedding...makan free...good la....

7.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more?

already proven.....

8.How is your hair?

those degil type....u know what i mean....

9.Do you like your life as of now?

bersyukur dgn apa yg ada....

10.Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?

no...xnak layan

11.Do you drink coffee?

hmmm....either give me more...or...xnk ah...nnt hyper

12.Does anyone call you babe or baby?

hana did just now...come on la babe.

13.What were you doing yesterday at midnight?

tido.... :)

14.Do you like surprises?

is the surprise includes food? then not really la....

15.What are your plans for the future?

long term? or short? short term...saya mau tido

16.Have you ever set foot in a tanning bed?

i'm already blessed with tanned skin

17.Do you make your bed everyday?

lipat simut....pastu lari g mandi...xcept for weekend la ye....

18.Your best friend tells you she is pregnant what is your reaction?

jaga diri...jgn lasak2...jaga makan....blaa...bla...bla....

19.Do you like pasta?

spageti...saya tau masakkk spageti....

20.Whisper or shout?

BOTH!!! (i'm shouting...shhh)

21.Swim or run?

walk... :)

22.When did somebody tell you they loved you?

recalling...recalling....saya sayang diri saya... <--- counted?

23.Last person to annoy you?

kakak pos mini yg asik jawab....abess...sume abesss.....

24.Do you wish your hair was shorter or longer than it currently is?

????

25.Do you have a secret that less than 3 people know about?

pssstt...can you keep a secret?

26.Have you ever had a phone conversation with someone who lived in a different state?

tentu sekali....lagi mau nanya...

27.Do you and your best friend have the same cell company?

all of us use 2 phone companies...so that....kita bole talk panjang2...

28.Are you good at persuading?

on what issue???? try me...

29.Are there a lot of people in your house?

hmmm....does justin counts?

30.Does the same person call you every single day?

pasti...kalau x perang dunia meletus....

31.Last call received from who??

dindon

32.What are you doing tonight?

tido? rewang? tv?

33.Do you have a guy friend you tell everything to?

hmmm..............nahhhh...laki skang suka gossip

34.Are you friends with more guys or girls?

even....

Sunday, March 08, 2009

chapter 5 - diner dash, wedding dash, n now....diaper dash??? cane rupa game tu ye....curious...

ARGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lagi 3 minggu...

let see....
2 bulan lepas...amik feel utk kawin....now...still amik feel lagik...
normal kah itu?

kalo sok nak kawen tp feel blom dtg lagik cane?
mengong...betul...feel aku....nih...........

mana kamu feel...mana???
kena risau x? kalo xde feel? kena x?
tp...macam nak xnak je kawen...ye x?

aku ni biar benar?????
bole lagi nk buat lawak time2 cani...
tp...series nih...feel xde nih....

nak kawen kena ada feel x?
maria....jawab soklan aku nih!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

chapter 4 - alyaa dah besar: ada 2 gigi, pandai jalan, pandai babab org, pandai cubit n pijak ekor justin (kucing)

my kerja kawin to date...

- borang: langsung x setel
- kad: baru tulis 100 tp tgn dah lenguh. rehat jap...
- hantaran: sudut kerastangan bersama eli.....credit to mak n kak atin di atas sumbangan idea. siap 3 dah!!!!
- baju: masih ON THE WAY...meredah hutan belantara, merentas lautan luas, melalui denai dan semak last skali...kastam Malaysia.
- goodies: nnt la buat...

- pe lagi ah? tiap kali nak list mesti lupa sume benda....
- yang ku pikir sekarang....
- katil...tido..bantal....tv...
uik...hari ni selasa...malam ni...ugly betty n desperate housewife
ujung minggu ni main paintball...HUAHAHAHAHAHA......

apa la yg org pening sgt nk prepare kawen...ke...aku ni yg telampau lepak????

ALIEN KAH SAYA? Betulkah kata enoch? dia memanggil ku ALIEN....
mak kata...
"pegi main2 dulu minggu ni...tp last ye...lepas ni...pikir pasal hal kawin ye..."

ok mak..."pis"

stop eli...stop.....makin ngarut ko nnt....

YAHHH!!!! SUDAH INGAT!!!!
kasut...kena carik kasut...WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, February 05, 2009

chapter 3 - kerja kahwin....

- tunggu baju sampai n tunjuk kat both akak make-up
- bayar kesemua duit2 yang perlu dibayar
- Daftar nikah (IMPORTANT!!!)
- tetiba nak "kissing ball" kena DIY nih....
- kek kawen....oh kek kawen....
- usha bunga kat petaling street...tgk rege...
- apa lagi ah?....mcm byk...tp tetiba ilang sumenye...

bagus betul nih....

Thursday, January 29, 2009

chapter 2 - hehehehe.....

sumone dropped a comment to my previous entry...(ada gak org baca blog ni rupanya....igtkan sorg2 membebel kat sini)

JGN KAWEN KALO X REDI!!!!

thing is....kita xkan tau kan...
ada org kata...AKU REDI NAK KAWEN!!! tgk2 pas 3 taun cerai...
ada org lak, pak dia kata...KAO SUDAH BAPAK JODOHKAN DENGAN ANAK PAK ANJANG DARI KAMPUNG SEBELAH....pastu...anak 10, cucu 50, cicit 100....

as for me...kalau ada jodoh, kalau Allah izinkan, kalo umur panjang....insyaAllah, nikah la saya 4 April nnt.

saya redi ke?

kalau masak jadi ukuran, nak belaja semua resipi di dunia....lama lagi la saya kawin
kalau duit jadi ukuran, lepas kereta, rumah, lepas rumah, tanah, lepas tu? list goes on....lama lagi la saya kawin
kalau hati jadi ukuran, hati org tu berubah2...cinta hati ku si batman, x wujud lagi...si keanu reeves tu...x kenal lagi diriku ini...lama lagi la saya kawin
kalau kelembutan jadi ukuran, hehehe...no komen..saya keje ngan enjen..

apa yang patut kita ukur untuk kawin ni?
semua ketentuan Tuhan...siapa la kita nak lawan ketentuan DIA...

betul kan?

what we can do is..DOA, MOHON, MINTA...Allah tau apa yang terbaik untuk hambaNYA...

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

chapter 1 - saya dah dewasa......

lagi 2 bulan 2 minggu saya kena kawen...
redi kah saya?

one of my fren answered this when i popped the question....

question:
bila kita nak tau kita redi ke x nak kawen?

answer....
soalan ko ni, jawapan dia subjektif...org xkan penah tau dia redi ke x....
ko imagine camni la...ko stadi giler2 utk exam....nape ko stadi? psl ko xtau pn apa soklan yg kuar soknye....last2 ko kena gak amik exam tu....ko xleh elak punyer...redi ke, x ke, yakin ke x....ko kena gak amik...ada org pass...ada org fail...
kawen camtu la...ko prepare la diri ko giler2 cane pn, tp, ko xtau pn apa ujian2 ko nnt...tp yg penting ko kena cuba...usaha lebih sket...ko sure xnak fail kan....


hehehehe........nasib la labu.....





Wednesday, January 14, 2009

chapter 12: 2 horlicks, 1 sup ayam, 1 sup ekor....

the menu we(me and abah) always ordered when we went out for supper 15 years ago...
*missing that moment*

things that never fails to make me smile...

- alya sengih...
- alya joget...
- alya tepuk muka semua org dgn sepenuh jiwa...
- alya ckp bababab...mamamamamam....

cumil....alya....

Thursday, January 08, 2009

chapter 11: fix me

what more to say..........

i'm fixing myself.........
u wanna help?